"Danish group Alphabeat know you want to hit them, but they don't flinch: They're confident that by the time they reach the end of their interminable but brilliant "The word is on your lips/ say the word!" call and response, the hand that was raised to smack will have turned itself into a fist pump."
I like picturing myself raising my hand to hit someone, but instead deciding to start fist-pumping. Try it, it will make you feel better. Maybe I just like fist-pumping.